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          Today I shall talk about somebody in my class that LOVES to sleep. I’ve never came across anyone alive in this world that sleeps in every lecture like it’s his bedroom. Yes, that person happens to be the class rep. as well…Lolz. He’s gonna b damm pissed with me for writing this but I don’t give a damm!!

         Hmm..let’s give this person a nick ‘"IL2S"(I love to sleep). I can’t help noticing his sleeping habit (and also blogging about it) bcoz he sat beside me yesterday( juz to get a better view of the girl he likes in front of him!!! =P) Anyway, we were halfway through a very boring lecture ( YES, boring MICROBIOLOGY + boring lecturer = SUPER DUPER WHOOPER BORING CLASS), I was trying to concentrate when i noticed something moving on my right. U know how when everyone is listening in class they don’t move… IL2S was sleeping…and his left hand was on his chin. Actually it was more to falling in and out of sleep cuz everytime he falls asleep he would move to the left and he would wakes up again to move back up and then fall asleep again and move to the left and wake up again X 500 times!!!!! WT heow…(damm irritated) But it was kinda farnie..it reminds me of a ship always sailing left…

there’s only one problem, the ship never leaves it’s destination..cuz it keeps going back..LOLZ

So today, I decided I must say something and I did. I told my friend about how he looks like a ship sailing when he sleeps and and he didn’t sleep for 2 lectures!!! Well, he did sleeps for the last lecture(can’t help it i guess…it was microbiology again..-.-"). At least today the ship didn’t sail back and forth..it juz stayed inert…

Today is Sunday…yes..farking sunday.Tomorrow will b MOnday.The first day of semester 3. A few of my friends are already down with a new sickness known as ‘ Back to Uni’. There is a main symptom of this disease:

a) Flu

When u start thinking that u have slight flu, other symptoms starts

ai) Fever

aii) coughing

aiii) dizziness

So far there is only one cure to this ; go SHOPPing!!!!!

Picture of a patient with ‘back to uni’ disease

Some of you must be thinking ‘what is her problem with the moon?, It’s so perfect,so beautiful,so…’There are actually a few reasons why I hated the moon so much..

1) The moon is full of holes, but guys like to compare a girl’s face to a moon

Ah Beng : Ah Lian, ur face is as beautiful as the moon……

Ah LIan :WTF!!! u say my face like the moon!! Eh, u never die b4 is it?!!

Ah Beng : Wat??!! not nice meh like the moon wor…

Ah Lian: (tulan tone) U Azzhoe..say my face so many holes like the moon!!

2) My grandmother prays twice a month bcoz the moon is full twice a month

I have no idea what chinese ppl c in the moon..Probably bcoz there are no entertainment at night…Well…there is one..and the only one…they do at night..everynite??.why have to do at night ler..Got a few reasons one..

a) It’s dark, all ur children can’t c wat ur doing (but they are not deaf ok. Already got 10 on the floor still need more meh??!!)

b) morning have to work lar!

c) same reason lor, no other entertainment d mah…

I read a book about a chinese girl waking up at night and saw her parents having sex.Actually it was dark so she heard something, and she went to c wat her parents was doing.Because of that, she got wacked by her father like shyt!!!

Heloz..have not been bloggin for err..one day?two? cuz…i don’t know how to post a new one!!haha..laugh lar i dun care!! Anyway, I already found out how to do it and that is why I am writing some crap agian…Today, I am going to talk about all the pets I had in this 20 years of my boring life…..I currently keep one pet and he’s still alive ( yeah!!) His name is S*&&%@. He’s 7 years old. err..He’s a dog…OK..enought with my dog.Below is a list of pets that i used to keep (all gone because they either died, ran away , or I stepped on it by accident)

a) Rabbit

b) Hamsters ( a female a male(useless..unable to please the female) )

c) Chicks (never grew big enought to b categorized as chicken.sigh..)

d) Duckling( never grew big enough to b categorized as a duck..double sigh..)

e) guppy fish

f) Terrapin

g) birds

Each and every one of them had a very sad ending…either bcoz of me..or..err..fine..it’s cuz of me lar…Enough of chattin today..tomolo i’ll talk about the rabbit and the hamster..come back and read…haha..

I tried using a hammer today. I have no idea how i got A for kemahiran hidup. I seriously DO NOT have kemahiran Hidup. Put me outside my house alone and I am dead. Anyway, back to the hammer. I was trying put get a nail in the wall but instead of going deeper the nail made a bigger hole in the wall (WTF!!!, my dad is going to kill me for that!!!!). I don’t believe I can’t even make a hole in the wall, so I tried on another new area on the wall…( btw, the previous one is already so badly done it’s impossilbe any nail can stay in there). OK…where are we suppose to hold the hammer again? Oh..3/4 fm the front right..yeah..physics!..ok..1,2,3,BANG!!! AUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH……$(*%&#@)^#&)@^$*^@&)^*#)%,…..