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Some of you must be thinking ‘what is her problem with the moon?, It’s so perfect,so beautiful,so…’There are actually a few reasons why I hated the moon so much..

1) The moon is full of holes, but guys like to compare a girl’s face to a moon

Ah Beng : Ah Lian, ur face is as beautiful as the moon……

Ah LIan :WTF!!! u say my face like the moon!! Eh, u never die b4 is it?!!

Ah Beng : Wat??!! not nice meh like the moon wor…

Ah Lian: (tulan tone) U Azzhoe..say my face so many holes like the moon!!

2) My grandmother prays twice a month bcoz the moon is full twice a month

I have no idea what chinese ppl c in the moon..Probably bcoz there are no entertainment at night…Well…there is one..and the only one…they do at night..everynite??.why have to do at night ler..Got a few reasons one..

a) It’s dark, all ur children can’t c wat ur doing (but they are not deaf ok. Already got 10 on the floor still need more meh??!!)

b) morning have to work lar!

c) same reason lor, no other entertainment d mah…

I read a book about a chinese girl waking up at night and saw her parents having sex.Actually it was dark so she heard something, and she went to c wat her parents was doing.Because of that, she got wacked by her father like shyt!!!

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