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At first I tought I would never blog anything about studies..But I can’t take it anymore. Anyway, today is sunday already and I’ve decided early in the morning that I MUST NOT READ something about microbiology. So, I came across this slide with the title ’streaking’. Hmm..my lecturer never explained his slides, so from that slide all I saw was this :

Yup..some rounds, some colours, some noobie words which explained nothing.

So, this morning the ’semangat me’ went to find out what streaking really means in google. THis is what i typed ‘ Define: streaking’

And the results….

Streaking is the practice of running around in public places nude. A streaker will enter a hidden or out-of-the-way spot, undress when and where nobody is looking, and then will surprisingly and unexpectedly dart as fast as he or she can across streets, malls and lawns completely naked (or at least leaving the breasts (for female streakers) and/or pubic area exposed).
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streaking

WAT THE HEOW????!!!!!!This is NOT a joKE..if u don’t believe, go to google and type ‘define: streaking’. So…coming across something so interesting, I must go read about it..And this is what I’ve found

If ur still reading ur juz as dirty minded as me ok…

Liene Buldure, a Latvian streaker,in action during the soccer game between Latvia and Portugal in Riga, 4th September 2004

TA DAHHHHHHH….found this….in Wikipedia..HAHA…

Anyway, a female only is not fair..I have to go find for a male streaker…

STill interested???!!

my god, u sick or what????

Ops..is this a guy ????i swear i can c the breast..nah..maybe he’s juz fat..

So how??Here I am trying to learn something about Microbiology…and all I’ve learnt today is Human Biology…Shit….Here’s a msg for ppl from BPharm…..

In conclusion microbiology should have a new name : Pornobiology….

          Today I shall talk about somebody in my class that LOVES to sleep. I’ve never came across anyone alive in this world that sleeps in every lecture like it’s his bedroom. Yes, that person happens to be the class rep. as well…Lolz. He’s gonna b damm pissed with me for writing this but I don’t give a damm!!

         Hmm..let’s give this person a nick ‘"IL2S"(I love to sleep). I can’t help noticing his sleeping habit (and also blogging about it) bcoz he sat beside me yesterday( juz to get a better view of the girl he likes in front of him!!! =P) Anyway, we were halfway through a very boring lecture ( YES, boring MICROBIOLOGY + boring lecturer = SUPER DUPER WHOOPER BORING CLASS), I was trying to concentrate when i noticed something moving on my right. U know how when everyone is listening in class they don’t move… IL2S was sleeping…and his left hand was on his chin. Actually it was more to falling in and out of sleep cuz everytime he falls asleep he would move to the left and he would wakes up again to move back up and then fall asleep again and move to the left and wake up again X 500 times!!!!! WT heow…(damm irritated) But it was kinda farnie..it reminds me of a ship always sailing left…

there’s only one problem, the ship never leaves it’s destination..cuz it keeps going back..LOLZ

So today, I decided I must say something and I did. I told my friend about how he looks like a ship sailing when he sleeps and and he didn’t sleep for 2 lectures!!! Well, he did sleeps for the last lecture(can’t help it i guess…it was microbiology again..-.-"). At least today the ship didn’t sail back and forth..it juz stayed inert…

Today is Sunday…yes..farking sunday.Tomorrow will b MOnday.The first day of semester 3. A few of my friends are already down with a new sickness known as ‘ Back to Uni’. There is a main symptom of this disease:

a) Flu

When u start thinking that u have slight flu, other symptoms starts

ai) Fever

aii) coughing

aiii) dizziness

So far there is only one cure to this ; go SHOPPing!!!!!

Picture of a patient with ‘back to uni’ disease

Some of you must be thinking ‘what is her problem with the moon?, It’s so perfect,so beautiful,so…’There are actually a few reasons why I hated the moon so much..

1) The moon is full of holes, but guys like to compare a girl’s face to a moon

Ah Beng : Ah Lian, ur face is as beautiful as the moon……

Ah LIan :WTF!!! u say my face like the moon!! Eh, u never die b4 is it?!!

Ah Beng : Wat??!! not nice meh like the moon wor…

Ah Lian: (tulan tone) U Azzhoe..say my face so many holes like the moon!!

2) My grandmother prays twice a month bcoz the moon is full twice a month

I have no idea what chinese ppl c in the moon..Probably bcoz there are no entertainment at night…Well…there is one..and the only one…they do at night..everynite??.why have to do at night ler..Got a few reasons one..

a) It’s dark, all ur children can’t c wat ur doing (but they are not deaf ok. Already got 10 on the floor still need more meh??!!)

b) morning have to work lar!

c) same reason lor, no other entertainment d mah…

I read a book about a chinese girl waking up at night and saw her parents having sex.Actually it was dark so she heard something, and she went to c wat her parents was doing.Because of that, she got wacked by her father like shyt!!!