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Hahaha..i came out with this post because I overheard my grandmother’s conversation with her friend (also another freaking strong grandmother-i heard she carried FOUR wood blanket back from china ALONE-excluding her bagages!!!!)

grandmother’s friend             :

My daughter-in-law very good, every week cook bird nest for the whole family to eat. My son one bowl, myself one bowl and all the grandchildren each one one bowl!

My health freak grandma           :

AIIHHHYOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo (envious voice) WHAT GREAT DAUGHTER-IN-LAW you have…who pay for it?(a very crucial question cuz if her own son pay means no good)…Everyone one bowl, she herself never eat ah???

Grandma’s friend                           :

GOT, she got eat also…but she very stingy also la…blablabla

By this time, my coffee is done, so I didn’t get to hear what she complain bout her daughter-in-law.
Moral of the story is, no matter what u do, u not my daughter, u are NEVER GOOD. This makes me think….what kind of mother-in-law will I ever be…hmm..I have a feeling I’ll be a pretty EVIL one…I don’t know…ahha…But I heard from my mom, mother in laws that are born in the year of CHICKEN are CRUEL and EVIL…so…girls out there, before marrying, look and c!!! If inevitable (like the guy so much) , make sure
1) Ur future husband can afford to MOVE TO ANOTHER HOUSE
2) Ur house must be AS FAR AS POSSIBLE frm ur mother-in-law (if possible, different country)
3) Ur future husband CANNOT be MUMMY"S boy..if he is..its better to juz let go…
4) When visiting ur mother-in-law (no choice, CNY mah…) never buy gifts that are TOO expensive (speding too much of her son’s $$) or too cheap (means she’s insignificant)

I’ve never blog for so long already…maybe its because I think nobody would read it. But today, I looked back on what I’ve written and I realised its so funny! Blogging is great cuz u get to remember stuff that are so so so so long ago.. Which reminds me , I should blog about my trip to seremban hospital ( I know its long long long time ago, but I don’t want to forget it!)
Here it goes, o, btw, I am writing this for the sake of myself, so don’t bother reading..
I’ll never forget (I will if I don’t write down) the trip to seremban hospital. It was some hospital placement thing where we follow the pharmacist around for a day (less than half a day ?? HAHA)
Of course, the journey there was bad..(not ur driving jennifer, juz that I don’t like to sit in a car for long distance travelling). Jen is an average great driver. I think we reach there around 8…then…we went to find the head of the pharmacy department, she told us some stories (tak boleh ingat liau-juz ingat that the gov spend LOTS of $$ on medications!) THen what ah? hmm..then is the climax of this story. Mr Chen (is it?) the pharmacist brought us to the ward (where the sick ppl are staying). Oh yea, the ‘us’ = seng yeong, jen, yee yin and me ) The ward is AIRCONLESS!!! Ok, first patient,
a) DIabetic
b) loves teh tarik
c) needs to know how to use the Novo pen (insulin injection)-till today I’m worried that I have to counsel patient on using Novo pen….
The pharmacist starts teaching, very detailled, very good…but i wasn’t listening at all…why…dizzy…nausea…dizzy….everything is getting blury…the smell of the hospital…oxygen, i need oxygen….I can’t stand it anymore, so I told yee yin Im not feeeling well, then i pengsanted..haha well, for a moment, but bad enought that they brought in a wheel chair, wheel me all the way to the office !!! OMGOMGOGMOGM..if this is not bad enough, this is what happened after lunch
Pharmacist X : SIAPA PENGSAN TADI??!!!
=.="
Well, this was the first day of the visit. To be continued…

I am showered with bad luck for the pass few days that I feel I must blog about it or I’ll go bonkers….

1) My phone broke down.YES, Sony erricson SUX!never ever ever touch that phone.it sux to the max!!

2) I didn’t know my guitar lesson time was changed(phone spoil=no phone. People send msg oso tak tau), went 3 HOURS early..and with a blur teacher that never bother why I never reply his msg…

3) My dad’s car got broken into, my phone’s cover and battery was stolen. YEs, i have a working phone now, juz that I don’t have the battery OR the cover..hmm…

4) My boss says I don’t need to go to work tomorrow because there’s nothing to mark anymore..again..why must I mark so fast….

5) My computer was attacked by a virus this morning…but its fixed now..but the STRESS i’ve gone thru thinking that everything is gone will never ever be fixed! (credit of fixing the comp goes to wey yang..haha, thanks again)

6) Changed my guitar strings today.Polished my guitar today.The string wasn’t tighten properly, and it came out while i was tuning it, and yes, the damage to my guitar HURTS! sigh…………=’(

7) Today is the deadline for my uni fees..i juz lost RM 13,000..and yes, im using money that i haven’t earn…LOAN SUX..it WORST than CREDIT CARDS!!!

I’m online now, but there’s nobody I can talk to…BORED!

9) My dog still loves food more than me…=’(

10) I’m going to sleep now…but it feels like I never even lived my day today..

Study break is boring…why?

1) You come online, nobody is online because they are busy    studying..

2) You see a friend online but you receive no message from the friend

3) The friend msg you, only to ask:

a) How many lectures you covered TODAY?

b) What is the wavelength range for visible light (WTF!! not even a ‘hi’ before that qeustion!!)

c) What is SORPTION? (WTF!!! im a SLOW person..haven’t reach THERE yet..)

And the GRANDMOTHER OF ALL QUESTIONS

"HOW MANY LECTURES YOU COVERED IN TOTAL???"
sigh…the lectures i’ve covered can be counted with my hands alone ok..i dun even need my toes…

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my dog is the best! I study or not also he’ll give me the same look

Its not nice bein sick durin study break. Hmm..come to think of it..how the hell did I get this bacteria infection from. Now I know where its from..my PRACTICAL EXAM…We were suppose to ‘identify the bacteria’ by
a) Looking at it

b) SMELLING IT

yea..and the smart kiasu me, probably got too much time, smell my E.coli again and again and again….yeah..and again..

I dind’t know it will cause so much harm..what would something in a small petri dish that is barely visible cause?
1) SPutum production

2) Fever

3) cough

4) runny nose

5) Sore throat

yup..my voice is super ’sexy’ now…

hmmm..o yea, during the oxidase test, i smelled p.aeruginosa and E.coli again and again and again and again juz to make sure that i got the correct bacteria identification…

ITS SO NOT WORTH 9.5 MARKS!!!!

Life is so lazy busy for me that I’ve got no time to blog..hmm..so..I think I’ll juz blog everytime I am free…and I’ve compilled this week’s blog in one blog.save my time and save whoever’s time that is reading this blog (esp BPharmers).

Monday (3.10.05)

How can I forget today. It’s Jivan’s bday. I had to find somewhere to hide when she suggested that she should give me a hug after all the present she had received..no offence ..but..err..err….I’m juz not used to it ok! Anyway, we had lunch (with a bunch of other Bpharmers) in SUCKY Kenny Roggers and later went back to study…(sux)

Tuesday (4.10.05)

Another memorable day because I made suppositories (something u stuff up the azz when u are not feeling well, it melts gradually inside and u can feel it- experience of using suppository is from kai shing =P) together with jivan’s gf (aka. A*D*’s lover or MY). Hmm.. MY made daisies (jivan’s fav flower) out of suppositories!
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and this is a pic of jivan ,her gf(MY) and ama (ama is a bit lost here, but she tends to be drawn to anywhere people are taking picture..like I said, ama what…days are getting short for her..we understand)
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Wednesday (5.10.05)

Kai shing told me she got AIDS and couldn’t come to uni today.

Jivan was busy looking for a new host in the Uni.

NOobie was busy looking for a nice mountain sea for kai shing’s funeral.( kai shing hates bing bing piang piang funeral!, we should invite kenny G then!)

Ama told ks not to b scared cuz she’ll join her real soon.

Elina was too busy to cry bcoz she’s busy studying for her renal test..

I was still in denial stage of accepting her having HIV virus…

Respi workshop was tiring. Jivan and MY crawl all the way down from the library.Elina was so blur..and she thinks theophylline is an antibiotic! She’ll definately kill someone one day! she’s better off a superstar!

Microbiology practical was COOL cuz it was the first time my group finishes FIRST! either we did all wrongly or everyone is slow..hehe..BTW, Staphylococcus aureous STINKS!

Thrusday (6/10/05)

Renal test…i shouldn’t left out my anatomy lectures! im SO DEAD!

‘explain the two main process in the kidney( secretion and reabsorption)’

Wow..i didn’t know that was the two main process..well i know..yea..so secretion and reabsorption IS the process..what else to say ah? F*#^?!!!

Extemporenous dispensing mock exam today. I failled my test. did the wrong calculation and did the wrong label. LIFE SUX!!! Itchammol is definately NOT a good ointment because it STINKS! If I am precribed that drug my compliance would be ZERO..yucky sucky black smelly oitment.I can still remember the smell now! ewwwww

Friday (7/10/05)

Dr Nash is leaving IMU for a better uni..T-T…i guess nobody likes to stay too long in IMU..u tend to bcome like a zoombie if u do..Anyway, we gave him a pen and many of us took picture with him as if he’s a superstar!(we forgot his signature!!he might be famous one day rite.hehe..)Anyway we took a pic of ‘us’ with Nash..and here’s the pic..

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Woahhhhhhh…finally friday is here….PBL was err..hmm..I FORGOT..haha…because there is something more important to remember..we went out for LUNCH!! yeahh!! lunch…hmm ..what did i eat.errrrr….i think a packet of flour and an egg..WAFFLES!!!!!! err…not what i have in mind for LUNCH..LUNCH…LUNCH!!!!! But anyway…it was FUN and only those in NOOBIE’s car would know what I mean..those not in her car.err..come c me if u wan to know..hehe..keeke..

Extemporeneous feedback…so smart of me…i sat RIGHT in front..we got scolding for having a v v v v v BAD GMP (good manufacturing practice or Gay manufacturing practice according to a gay in my class that was in BRIGHT YELLOW on friday =P). hmm..anyway..goes in the left ear, out the right ear..blablablabla…

That wraps up my weekday last week..boring+nice+scolding+ nagging+ stress+ sleep= my life!

Today, 5th September 2005 is a day to remember!!..suddenly out of nowhere, two LRT friends of mine said they want to buy me lunch for my ‘birthday’ celebration..errr…wth??my bday is like..err..err..TWO MONTHS AGO???Hmm…smell fishy…

Friend 1: Go lar..

me       : dun wan lar..my mom can’t fetch later..

Friend 1: Go lar..please.,please..we go Nando’s ok??

me       : I hate Nando’s

Friend 2 : ok , we go Manhattan Fish Market

Friend 1 : aiya…MFM got no cute guys…

me        :   -.-"

Friend 1 : ok lar MFM  lor…

Ama       : huh???!!?? (she’s bz talking to her ‘ same generation’ flen)

               Pleak tell me what u all said….

Anyway , we did go makan…damm full now..why they buy me lunch smells fishier than the dory fish i ate..neway thank you for the lunch friend 1 and 2!! ( friend 2 most probably rather sleep than read this so friend 1 please tell friend 2)!

I’ve had PBL (problem based learning) yesterday. For those with 0 idea what PBL is about, its something where you discuss a case, go back and find info, come back the next week and present. Well, I’ve got a difficult topic and with portfolios (a FARKING KIAM SIAP IN MARKS project which needs a LOT of pages of WRITING) to pass up on the same day I am suppose to present my PBL, I kinda did my PBL in a hurry ( I did find info, but I couldn’t really understand and I am running out of time).

The problems starts when it was my turn to explain..err..imagine this, u dun really understand a topic, but ur suppose to teach ur friends (8 in one PBL)…GREAT..with a lecturer looking and giving marks at the same time…The feeling SUX..I explain, then I was lost..and I stare at my friends, which stares back blindly of course…( OMFG!! WTF am I doing in that room????)…Becoz i was SO unsure about my topic, I took up lots of the time, and by the end of the PBL, not everyone has presented yet..and so..we need to come back during lunch time for another session of PBL(GREAT!). .Then it was back to class..(2 hours lecture).

I didn’t know that some people in my PBL are very not happy about second session of PBL…till I went for the class after lunch..Someone (not from my PBL room) told me that it was bcoz of me, we need a second PBL session…hmmm….who told him..??WOAH..that was when it hits me…bad things DOES travel fast..VERY VERY FAST..

As in who is the one that spread about it…I don’t know..I don’t want to know…there’s no point anyway..I am not saying its not my fault, of course..its because my topic was freaking hard, in fact , it was a PBL that i’ve spent the most time out of it..but i juz couldn’t understand it…

I have not been bloogging for so long.. So much work, so little time. So many things happened that I would like to talk about but I have no time to blog. (T-T)

For me, blogging is not a place for me to complain but more to entertaining people that visit my blog. Ok…first on my list today is my dog..He’s currently undergoing depression because my mom did not bring him to shit for TWO DAYS and she CUT HIS NICE FUR!!! Before the haircut, he was quite cheerful in the morning…

When I came back in the evening on friday, I can’t find him…..

"()*%)$%"

‘$#()*$)#*$’ COME HERE!!!!!

Still no response….then….I saw him……

OMG!!!!! The fur…..

After talking to him for a while, I manage to convince him that his gf will not dump him for his awful haircut..and he gave me this look

Ok..seems like im NEVER going to be a good counsellor…
I should juz precribe him cyanide..

At first I tought I would never blog anything about studies..But I can’t take it anymore. Anyway, today is sunday already and I’ve decided early in the morning that I MUST NOT READ something about microbiology. So, I came across this slide with the title ’streaking’. Hmm..my lecturer never explained his slides, so from that slide all I saw was this :

Yup..some rounds, some colours, some noobie words which explained nothing.

So, this morning the ’semangat me’ went to find out what streaking really means in google. THis is what i typed ‘ Define: streaking’

And the results….

Streaking is the practice of running around in public places nude. A streaker will enter a hidden or out-of-the-way spot, undress when and where nobody is looking, and then will surprisingly and unexpectedly dart as fast as he or she can across streets, malls and lawns completely naked (or at least leaving the breasts (for female streakers) and/or pubic area exposed).
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streaking

WAT THE HEOW????!!!!!!This is NOT a joKE..if u don’t believe, go to google and type ‘define: streaking’. So…coming across something so interesting, I must go read about it..And this is what I’ve found

If ur still reading ur juz as dirty minded as me ok…

Liene Buldure, a Latvian streaker,in action during the soccer game between Latvia and Portugal in Riga, 4th September 2004

TA DAHHHHHHH….found this….in Wikipedia..HAHA…

Anyway, a female only is not fair..I have to go find for a male streaker…

STill interested???!!

my god, u sick or what????

Ops..is this a guy ????i swear i can c the breast..nah..maybe he’s juz fat..

So how??Here I am trying to learn something about Microbiology…and all I’ve learnt today is Human Biology…Shit….Here’s a msg for ppl from BPharm…..

In conclusion microbiology should have a new name : Pornobiology….